Pirates: Start by Increasing the Pregnancy Rate

I follow the system and get beaten three times a day. I am a serious person and I have nothing to do to help the villagers improve their pregnancy rate. Why is everyone shouting about beating me? Village Chief, I can swear that your wife's pregnancy really has nothing to do with me. You know, I've always been a prude. What, your son is pregnant. Okay, I admit it, it was really me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.