Three Kingdoms: Starting with Pig's Trotter Rice, I Feed the Whole World

What would the Three Kingdoms look like if each soldier was given a bowl of pig's trotter rice? What should I do if I suddenly travel through time and become Liu Yu, Liu Bei's younger brother when he was young? Three sworn ties in Taoyuan become four sworn knots! Liu Yu decided to become the lord himself! Liu Bei: "Brother, I want to help..." Guan Yu: "Brother Liu, you also want to assist your third brother, right?" Zhang Fei: "I've wanted to help Brother Yu for a long time. The pig's trotter rice is so delicious." Kong Ming: "With this pig's trotter rice, the Northern Expedition? The North Pole is also north!" Ma Chao captured Singapore, Zhang Liao defeated India with 800 points Guan Yu was careless and lost California, and his boat passed San Francisco Marquis Wu cleverly executed a series of tricks, and the Pharaoh was careless and lost Egypt. Wei Yan skillfully crossed the Rhine River, and Zhao Yun arrived in Washington. Lu Bu's strange troops surrendered to Rome, and he killed Frederick with a halberd. ... Liu Yu said, in addition to pig's trotter rice, I also have braised chicken, Lanzhou ramen... Cao Cao: "This braised chicken is extremely delicious. Send it to Yunchang!" Yuan Shu: "I want to drink Yangzhi nectar, go find it quickly!" Sun Quan: "My dear sister, I can only wrong you by marrying that rich thief." Sun Shangxiang: "???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.