Lying Flat in the Nursing Home: I’ve Avoided Forty Years of Detours!

Penguin Media has created a variety show about visiting nursing homes to care for the elderly.

Who could have guessed that, just after entering the nursing home, Dilraba would meet a young man who was only twenty!

Not only does this young man need someone to feed him and give him water,

he even has to be carried outside on a stretcher to get some sun.

Dilraba was so furious she nearly ground her teeth to dust.

"Dilraba, calm down. Calm down. Old Man Chen is paying for full assistance with daily living."

"Then why does he eat better than the other seniors?"

"Because the others have high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high blood lipids!"

Just as Dilraba starts a livestream to promote caring for the elderly,

Chen Shi has already begun his nursing home classroom!

Want to stay healthy and live long? Smoke, drink, and eat fatty meat!

Stay up late, get up late, don't exercise, and make friends with pretty women!

The viewers in the livestream: Who the hell is going to help me beat him up?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.