You Said, ‘You’re Impressive,’ So Why Are You Making a Two-Dimensional Foil by Hand?

What does "I admit you're impressive" even mean? It's the highest honor in the world of men!

Roommate: If you can touch that leaf, I'll admit you're impressive.

Lin Feng: Aren't you a little childish?

Then the two of them start jumping around, desperately trying to touch the leaves.

Can't reach them? I'll just install powered leg exoskeleton armor. I can run faster than a car and jump higher than a four-story building.

The campus beauty's suitor: If you can beat my bodyguard in an arm-wrestling match, I'll admit you're impressive.

I'll build armor for my upper body too. I can stop a train with one hand. Impressed yet?

Netizens: No matter how good your kung fu is, a kitchen knife can still beat you. This is the age of modern weapons. I'll admit you're impressive only if you can beat those.

With a tokamak reactor, room-temperature superconductors, and a laser cannon, a Chinese-style mech makes its spectacular debut. One punch moves a mountain; one kick fills the sea.

So, are you impressed this time?

The Eagle Sauce: If we can't have it, we'll destroy it together! If you can wipe out the aliens I summon, then I'll really admit you're impressive!

Lin Feng smiles faintly. "Ever heard of a dual-vector foil?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.