Parody: The Chivalrous Heroes' Tales Beyond Traditional Wuxia

I'm a martial arts fiction enthusiast.

But I don't have what it takes to become a martial hero.

For example, you'd need a blood feud, preferably as the orphan of a family slaughtered by its enemies.

But both my parents are alive, my family is harmonious, and we're an eminent clan.

How could I create a blood feud?

Also, how could I find a dying master who would pass decades of his power on to me?

And how could I get my hands on a secret manual, one that only I could understand?

Finally, how could I make every female knight, or even every well-bred young lady, fall in love with me at first sight, without getting jealous of one another?

Not only would they have to avoid jealousy, they'd have to bring their best friends along too, so we could all share one husband...

Of course, I must never become a lecher. I have to remain steadfast and untempted.

I must become a martial arts master whom everyone praises when they hear about me or see me,

or a righteous hero whom villains gnash their teeth over and want to kill.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.