The Eagle Is Crying: This Konoha Village Doesn't Match the Original Story

The National Destiny Game arrives, and the reincarnation dungeons open!

The Eagle's mission is easy: hunt down Miyamizu Mitsuha from Your Name, hunt down the bunny girl senpai Mai Sakurajima, hunt down Ran Mouri from Beika Town, hunt down Hinata Hyuga from the Hidden Leaf Village...

But the mission assigned to the Dragon Kingdom is hellishly difficult: survive ten days in The Ring, survive ten days in Ju-On, survive ten days in Alien, survive ten days in Godzilla...

The Eagle gloats over their misfortune.

But Xia Feng has a space-time gate, which lets him travel to the dungeon worlds ahead of time and change the original plots...

And so:

The Dragon Kingdom is baffled: "Why have the plots of these horror movies changed? They're not scary at all..."

The Eagle is in tears: "Why is Miyamizu Mitsuha a martial arts expert? How is Mai Sakurajima impervious to bullets and blades? Ran Mouri knows magic? Hinata Hyuga has given up ninjutsu to cultivate immortality? This isn't what happens in the original! Good heavens, are we supposed to hunt them, or are they hunting us? And why do all these anime heroines dislike the original male leads and fall for the same mysterious Eastern man who refuses to reveal his name?"

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