Siheyuan: Lie Back and Stay Still, I'll Be Gentle

"Stop making arrests, Captain Qiu! If you keep this up, our Siheyuan No. 95 will be empty!"

Yi Zhonghai, the First Elder, lamented bitterly. His retirement plan was barely halfway complete, and the courtyard was already almost completely deserted!

"You damned Qiu Xingguo! You arrested our Banggeng! I'll fight you to the death!"

The portly Jia Zhangshi charged at him, claws bared.

Qiu Xingguo sighed inwardly. "I don't want to do this either. I'm only doing it for your own good."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.