Hogwarts My Wand Is so Perverted

No heroine Traveling to Hogwarts and becoming a member of the Dark Lord's powerful family in the future, in order to avoid being too good and being accepted as the Dark Lord's younger brother in the future, Wayne just wanted to be a quiet fish, eating in school and waiting to die. However, Your wand thought you were too lazy, so it secretly helped you practice the levitation spell. Your magic wand thinks you are too bad, so it secretly helps you practice the Shadowless Curse of the Divine Edge. Your wand thought you were too weak, so it secretly helped you practice the Avada Kedavra. As a result, the whole school knew that Hufflepuff had produced a magic genius who could learn any magic instantly and master it completely. Wayne: "I'm not, I'm not, I'm really not a magic genius!" A few years later, the Dark Lord returned and extended an olive branch to Wayne. Wayne: "Avada eats a big melon!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.