Stop Fooling Around, I’m Good at Everything

By chance, Bai Gan took part in a variety show called Every Trade Has Its Master and awakened a System called Every Trade Has a Clown.

While awakening, the System was affected by some indescribable thoughts in Bai Gan's mind and developed a bug.

When Bai Gan was working in a profession, the System didn't reward him more for earning more. Instead, the less he earned, the more rewards he got.

And so Bai Gan began pulling all kinds of stunts in a variety of different jobs.

He searched for loopholes in the System's rules and came up with ways to slack off in style.

He told the employees on his team, "The credit is yours. Let me take the blame."

He told the company boss, "I don't want your praise, and you don't need to give me a bonus. For me, not getting paid is fine, but not working isn't!"

He thought this bizarre System would finally help him reach the pinnacle of life.

But the more he slacked off, the better he did his job.

Sometimes, Bai Gan couldn't help asking himself:

Could I really be the chosen wage slave?

Damn it, could I just be my own boss instead?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.