As a Pirate, My Justice Is Pele

Absolute justice? Lazy justice? Ambiguous justice? Justice that reigns over the world? Don't be ridiculous, buddy, only those who control military expenditures are qualified to define what justice is in the navy! "Damn it, how did the Navy become like this!" "How can we do a good job in the navy with these insects?" "Dear Five Old Stars, with your little military expenditure, it will be difficult for the Navy to do anything for you..." "How dare you not pay taxes after grabbing money? This is no longer an ordinary pirate. You must hit hard!" "Toilet paper worth 10,000 Baileys, military uniforms worth 100,000 Baileys, goats worth 60 million Baileys, these are all high-tech!!!" "What? Why did the audit team disappear again? How do I know? No one informed me of the audit team. Maybe they just took a boat out to sea, eating hot pot and singing songs, and then they were robbed by pirates..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.