Eerie: My System Is a Printing Press

The blood moon hangs overhead, and strange horrors run rampant.

Chen Song, a Maoshan Taoist priest, obtains a Printing Press System.

Ghost-repelling talismans, evil-banishing talismans, lightning-summoning talismans, athlete's-foot-curing talismans, and more: he prints a hundred thousand a day, with no limit.

Other Taoists exorcise ghosts with a peachwood sword and a single ghost-repelling talisman.

When he does it, he invokes the Boundless Gatling Celestial Venerable of Blessings and starts by spraying twenty thousand talismans everywhere.

What?

A hundred ghosts roaming the night!

He summons a storm with five hundred thousand lightning talismans. Still not enough? He's got more. He isn't afraid of there being too many ghosts!

A demon zombie appears? That's easy. He binds it up like a dumpling with twenty thousand talismans.

Vengeful ghosts, mother-and-child ghosts who hanged themselves, Nanyang black-magic practitioners, the Nine Chrysanthemum Sect, vicious sea monsters, Western demon gods...

Chen Song takes them all on.

He slays them with magical weapons and crushes them beneath billions of talismans!

When he kicks open the coffin of the world-ending Ghost King,

the Ghost King sees the billions of talismans, sensibly shuts the coffin lid, and climbs back inside.

Of course, the story of exorcist master Chen Song begins with a beautiful internet celebrity growing chest hair.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.