You Asked Me to Join a Dating Show, Not Reform the Matchmaking Scene

Zhang Yang transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes an obscure pretty-boy celebrity. He discovers that he's on a reality show, taking part in a matchmaking event at People's Park in Modu.

Auntie: "You look like a nice young man. How much do you earn?"

Zhang Yang: "Four or five hundred thousand."

Auntie: "Four or five hundred thousand a year isn't much in Modu!"

Zhang Yang: "If you don't mind me asking, how much does your daughter make?"

Auntie: "She earns 3,600 a month, but she's a nurse, so her job is very stable!"

Zhang Yang: "????????"

Auntie: "Do you have a car?"

Zhang Yang: "I have a little Audi."

Auntie: "An Audi is fine, but a small one doesn't seem good enough!"

Zhang Yang: "????????"

Auntie: "Then do you own a home in Modu?"

Zhang Yang: "Not in Modu, but I have five or six back in my hometown."

Auntie: "A small place like your hometown won't do. You couldn't even afford a bathroom in Modu.

Zhang Yang: "My hometown is the capital!"

Auntie: "???????? I could tell at a glance that you're handsome and talented! Let's exchange contact information!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.