I Took the Blame for Buddha

Before transmigrating to another world, Chen Baxian, the archaeological team leader, had even held a training session for the new recruits.

"We grew up under the red flag, so we're firm materialists. Whether we're entering a tomb or opening a coffin, there's no need to fear ghosts or demons..."

"Captain, something's wrong! The coffins in Pit Four of Tomb Cluster Four are all shaking!"

"Didn't I tell you? If the tomb's owner objects during an excavation, just slip in a business card from one of the leaders."

"But we'd already used up all the leaders' business cards in Pit Three. After they disappeared, you became the biggest leader on the team. We put one of your cards in, but the coffin started shaking even harder."

"You... You can't just mess around! I took such pains to keep my personal information confidential. How did you secretly make business cards for me?"

"We have phones. We can just print your photo on a card. There are only about twenty people on the archaeology team, so it's fine as long as the tomb owner recognizes you."

"I... @#￥%?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.