Stupid Kid

Outside a quiet small town, there lived a simple and honest "stupid kid". He was born into a time full of change and hope. In a remote and quiet little mountain town, a chubby, round baby boy was born and came into the world. It is said that the sky was clear and peaceful that day, but a flat thunder sounded without warning, as if it heralded some unusual coming - haha, but this was indeed the version my mother told many times later. She also said that when I was born, I didn't cry immediately like other newborns, but it made everyone present anxious. When the experienced midwife saw this, she decisively lifted me upside down and slapped my butt gently but not hard. At this moment, with a sound of "Wow--", I let out my first loud cry since I came to this world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.