Livestreaming the Demolition of the British Museum, and Uncle Sam Begs for His Life

Song Ming transmigrates to a parallel world, helpless in the face of cultural relics locked away in museums?

No problem. I can grant intelligence to all things!

"The livestream chat is begging you, thousands of us! Bring the cultural relics home!"

- Give national treasures life, turn all the relics into people, and escape from the British Museum!

And that's not all.

- Give buildings life, and the museum rises from the ground and tears its own doors off!

- Give Miss Qiu life, and a hundred nuclear missiles shoot into the sky!

- Give computers life, and a superintelligence appears out of nowhere!

The viewers go wild:

"Wait, streamer, are you actually doing this?!"

"Please, let Little Jade Pot go abroad one more time. I miss her so much!"

The Eagle trembles in fear: Don't come any closer!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.