The Good Man of Ten Lifetimes, Jin Chanzi? Call Me the Godfather of the Tang Dynasty!

"So you're the Tathagata, huh? Guanyin sent me to fetch the scriptures. Hand them over if you know what's good for you!"

At Mount Ling, inside the Great Thunderclap Temple, the Tathagata sat high on his lotus throne, staring in utter confusion at the bald, burly man standing in the main hall.

"Your Majesty, I don't think you should be emperor anymore. How about I make you a Human Emperor instead?"

In Chang'an, Emperor Taizong trembled as he looked at Jiang Liu'er, seated before him with his legs crossed, a cigarette dangling from his lips and a thick gold chain around his neck.

"Meizhang, what does Taizong mean by offering you to me? How about I make you the Human Emperor instead?"

Wu Zhao leaned against a sharply defined chest, her face flushed with shyness.

The sages hiding behind the sky screen looked at one another in dismay. "Who the hell changed the script?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.