The God-Tier Message in a Bottle

Tang Tian has a divine Wish Bottle System in his head. Every day, bottles and all kinds of junk float his way.

"Ding! Recovered a wish bottle from the wuxia world: My Lin family has met with disaster. I pray to the Bodhisattva for protection. If my family can survive this calamity, I will offer ten thousand taels of gold in thanks, along with our family's secret art, the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual..."

Forget it. A secret art that makes you cut off your own dick? I'm not interested!

"Ding! Recovered a wish bottle from the anime world: I am Kaguya Otsutsuki, creator god of the ninja world and progenitor of chakra. My clan members joined forces to seal me away. Whoever helps me break the seal will have my hand in marriage!"

Now that's worth considering! Let me look up how to break the seal...

"Ding! Recovered a trade bottle from the fantasy world: Urgently seeking an ancient spirit herb for alchemy..."

An ancient spirit herb? Wait, let me check that pile of weeds I just fished out of the primordial world...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.