While Others Farmed, I Cultivated Immortality: I'm the Grand Courtyard's Old Immortal

Qin Wei transmigrates straight into the ending, on the verge of dying and being buried, when he unexpectedly awakens a heaven-defying comprehension cultivation System. His sudden rising from the dead and strange movements make everyone wonder if a corpse has come back to life.

Until...

Everyone watches Qin Wei, who used to cough every few steps and collapse after a few more, so frail he made Lin Daiyu look robust,

Punch a wild boar flying!

Snap a huge tree in half with a flick of his finger!

And when enemy agents attack, bullets and blades can't hurt him. He crushes a pistol and crushes a razor-sharp blade with his bare hands!

Everyone is stunned. They stop fighting and bickering, rush to Qin Wei's doorway, kneel, and kowtow. "Master, please take us as your disciples!"

What kind of ghost is this!? He's clearly an immortal revered by all!

What's more, He Daqing, who had vanished for ages, returns to the courtyard after hearing the news and kneels to beg to learn from him!

From then on, Qin Huairu pesters him, Lou Xiaoe falls in love with him, and the First, Second, and Third Aunties argue and clamor to get divorced, shave their heads, and kneel to beg him to take them in, all in pursuit of eternal life...

Qin Wei strokes the little people gathered beneath him and grins. "I like them young, not old. No thanks."

Everyone: "...!?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.