I'm Three Years Old: I Can't Even Control My Bladder, and You Want Me to Rule the Empire?

Name: I'm Three Years Old: I Can't Even Control My Bladder, and You Want Me to Rule the Empire?
Author: 2423201

我三岁：尿都管不住，你让我监国

by 2423201

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Military & History
Subgenre: Alternate History
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Zhao Yan transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and becomes a three-year-old troublemaker, awakening the Troublemaker System! The more mischief he causes, the greater the rewards!

His mother has already died of illness, and his father is nowhere to be found!

The System's first mission is to find his deadbeat dad and punch him!

It is the 37th year of King Zheng of Qin's reign. The First Emperor is gravely ill, and the Coup at Shaqiu is about to begin!

A three-year-old troublemaker blocks the First Emperor's carriage at Shaqiu! He kills Zhao Gao right in front of it and saves the Emperor's life!

"May I ask, is this the First Emperor's carriage?"

"Don't move! Take this punch!"

And so, the Qin dynasty enters a brand-new era, while Xianyang gains a little tyrant whose name strikes fear into everyone's heart!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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