I Just Want to Be a Laid-Back Slacker, but They Insist I Cultivate Immortality

Yang Qiu was an ordinary high school student, but by a stroke of misfortune, a System brought him to a world of cultivation. There is no nuclear wastewater discharge, no nuclear contamination, and no technology here. But there are dazzling spells, vibrant scenery, the chivalry of the martial world, the hardships of life, bitter rivalries, and all kinds of wondrous professions: alchemists, formation masters, beast tamers, talisman masters, and stone-gambling experts. Everything he ever read about in cultivation novels exists here.

Yang Qiu: "I just want to laze around. Don't expect me to cultivate here. System, you're forcing my hand. Believe me, I'll jump off this place." System: "I don't believe you. You have a body refined to perfection. How could you die from falling off this mere mound, only a few thousand meters high? If you did, I'd take your surname."

If Tongtian Peak could speak, it would surely curse him out: "You're the little mound! Your whole family are little mounds! I was once a hundred thousand meters tall and reached straight into the Immortal Realm. And you call me a little mound?" Tongtian Peak really was mighty once, but after a great battle, it was beaten down to just 9,999 meters. It should actually be called Tongxian Peak, but it got broken. Why is Yang Qiu here? The System wants him to jump from here into the Immortal Realm...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.