I Contain Anomalies in the Marvel Universe, and Wanda Is Losing It

Transmigrated into a wild crossover world of American comics! Su Xiu stared blankly at a billboard.

Here, Iron Man makes a grand announcement, mutants love and fight each other, Doctor Manhattan awakens once more, and there’s the down-to-earth Gotham City, along with a purple potato who’s always ready to snap his fingers...

This world is Hell difficulty. It’s no place for a human being!

Luckily, he gained the power to make lies come true. As long as he deceives the world, he can do anything!

So Su Xiu started by making up SCPs, building the Foundation, and shocking countless superheroes by treating every threat as an anomaly to be contained.

Tony: What? The Broken God is the origin of all technology?

Thor: What? SCP divinity is the true form of godhood?

The Ancient One: What? Humanity was actually created from flesh by a supreme divinity?

OAA: ...

The Beyonder: ...

While everyone else was left stunned, Su Xiu had already become a winner in life, with Wanda in one arm and Jean Grey in the other.

Don’t get the wrong idea. He just wants to discuss the difference between Chaos Magic and the Phoenix Force.

Wanda: I don’t believe a word you say! What respectable person turns off the lights to have a discussion?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.