From the Start, I Summoned Kaido and Became Invincible by Hatching Eggs

My name is Zhang Shengkai. My ability is pretty lame: I'm a jinx.

It makes me and the people around me incredibly unlucky.

Ahem, sorry. While I was talking, I, ahem, choked on my own spit.

I'm still as unlucky as ever today. On my way home from buying groceries, I ran into a Dark Silver-ranked tentacle monster.

"Hehehehehe! Kid, you're unlucky to run into me today! Once I've eaten a few more guys like you, I'll become the King of Tentacles!"

Yeah, I'm always this unlucky. Now I'm going to die a humiliating death at the hands of a tentacle monster. Isn't this the kind of fate that only girls get?

I hope I get reincarnated as a pretty girl next time, so I won't have to face the world's abuse.

Ding! The Invincible Golden Egg Smashing System has activated!

One silver egg every day, one golden egg every seven days. Your golden egg has arrived, with a small wooden mallet included. Would you like to smash it open?

Ah, have the transmigrator's perks finally arrived? Open it!

Congratulations, Master! You've obtained Kaido, the strongest creature on land!

"What did you say you wanted to become?" Kaido asked.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.