Reincarnated as an Eagle-American from the Start? I’m Having a Blast Practicing Demonic Arts

He transmigrated into a xianxia world and became a cultivator in a demonic sect. After dying, he returned to the United States.

What could this mean?

Female Gang Leader: "Have you prepared all the props I asked for? It's my turn to spend the night with him again."

Female Arms Dealer: "His gun is huge."

Koreans and Japanese: "Daddy's gone. Oh, no, I mean our biological father died, but that's fine. It doesn't stop us from finding a stepfather."

Fruit Company's Executive: "If you pick a fight with him, I recommend staying single. It'll mean less pain for you."

At a press conference,

reporters' flashes went off nonstop.

The American spokesperson spoke up: "As of today, we hereby officially announce that the Democratic Federation is changing its system and entering a permanent constitutional monarchy. The monarch is... Mr. Su Chen."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.