Lin Xia, a sharp-tongued streamer, just passed the exam to become a psychological counselor. Every day, he gets up to all sorts of antics with his patients!
Counselor, I'm so ugly I don't dare go to school. How do I fix that?
Lin Xia: "Some of your classmates are even uglier than you."
Netizens: "Holy crap, the psychologist just dealt the patient a fatal blow!"
Counselor, is it a sickness if I like stealing underwear?
Lin Xia: "In theory, the authorities don't care about underwear worth less than two thousand."
Counselor, my wife says she'd have been better off marrying a pig than me. I need psychological counseling.
Lin Xia: "No need. Close relatives can't get married."
Counselor, do you know anything about men's health? What should a boy do if he hasn't gotten his period by age seventeen?
Lin Xia: "Drink millet porridge."
Counselor, what do I do if my parents play favorites?
Netizen: "I know this one! If your parents play favorites, feed them millet porridge."
The fake patients who had planned to mess around were driven to madness by Lin Xia and gave up completely.
"Dr. Lin has successfully led countless families into a normal life!"
"Hahaha, I'm not crazy!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
