Siheyuan: I Squeeze Every Last Drop from the Greedy Yard Dwellers and Change My Fate to Lie Flat

He transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard and becomes He Yuzhu, a parasite among the courtyard's villains, living off others.

After someone sabotages his blind date and throws his life into disarray, he gets a fresh start. In this life, He Yuzhu can still do anything he wants in time. I’m going to become the real He Yuzhu.

Others tell me to support them in their old age. I refuse.

Instead, I haul my 28-inch bicycle back home.

In this life, He Yuzhu will no longer support other people in their old age.

In this life, He Yuzhu lounges in a grand armchair, enjoying the carefree life of living off his parents.

He resolves to be the one clear-headed person in the world. Supporting others in old age is out of the question. Living off his parents is He Yuzhu’s goal.

In this life, He Yuzhu takes the path of squandering his family’s wealth and living off his parents.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.