Showbiz: Director, Stop Filming, I'm Not Getting Enough Nutrition

"Director Li Mo, why do you insist on making bad movies?"

"I solemnly warn you: I have never made a bad movie."

"Naza played Captain America, speaking broken English and saying 'Qiong Ha' every other sentence. How is that not a bad movie?"

"It isn't."

"Tang Yan played Batman, and the movie drew protests from hordes of her fans. How is that not a bad movie?"

"It isn't. Look at that Batman. Her legs are so long and slender they could crush someone to death."

"But the Alien played by Reba has already swept the Golden Broom Awards' list of worst movies ever..."

"Slander! It's all slander! Some people are just jealous that I'm making money. And a reminder: The Staring Hero, Hot-Vision Superman, played by Shishi; the Exotic Alien, played by Reba; and Captain America, played by Naza, are all in the Anti-Black-Hater Squad, coming soon. Don't miss it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.