Siheyuan: I Castrate Silly Zhu from the Start and Slaughter All the Vermin

Li Xiangqian transmigrates into the world of the courtyard-house drama, and from the start, he runs into the infamous chicken-stealing incident!

When framed, he strikes back and turns Silly Zhu into a eunuch!

Then he activates the All-Purpose Fusion System, which can fuse anything that exists.

Cooking, winemaking, technology, and more.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully fused tiger root!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you successfully fused sheep's three treasures!"

Chen Xueru: Xiangqian makes great wine and understands so many profound truths. I love discussing life with him at night!

Ding Qiunan: He knows more about medicine than I do. In private, I even call him Teacher~

Qin Huairu: It was only after I met him that I learned what it means to be a real woman~

Yu Li: From now on, all I need is Brother Xiangqian~

Liang Ladi: Li Xiangqian is my man. Anyone who picks on him will have me to deal with!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.