You're Kidding! I'm a Cultivation Grandmaster?

Qin Chuan transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the unremarkable owner of a general store.

But the things he sells seem a little off!

An ordinary bell turns into the primordial divine artifact, the Haiji Chaos Bell!

A gourd becomes the Bingyi Golden-Flow Gourd!

And how did that jar of rough sorghum liquor turn into Immortal Toad's Tipsy Brew?

Most absurd of all, a copy of How the Steel Was Tempered somehow becomes How to Cultivate the Dragon-Elephant Tyrant Body!

That's not all. The pears from the tree he planted become Heavenly Heart Dao Fruits.

The vegetables he grows become immortal-grade spirit herbs.

Even his pet cat is a primordial spirit beast!

Qin Chuan: "I only want to become a menial disciple of an Immortal Sect!"

The cultivation world: "Boss, you're already at the very top of the cultivation world. Why are you still pretending?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.