Black Zetsu: Daddy, I Took Control of Madara. Stab Him!

Destination: Soul Society. Flight error. The world of Bleach has crashed...

"Damn it!"

Bai Chuan never imagined that an ordinary transmigration would blow up his destination. By some strange twist of fate, he'd ended up in Naruto instead.

Fortunately, he unexpectedly obtained a fragment of the Seireitei...

But before he could celebrate,

something terrifying happened.

An old man with tubes sticking out of his back was staring at him menacingly.

Madara: "How is this possible? You're still alive?"

Bai Chuan: "..."

Madara: "Haha! I never thought you'd be this weak one day. Come with me to the Pure Land, old man..."

Black Zetsu: "Father, I've waited so many years. At last, you're here."

"Quick, I've got Madara restrained. Grab your Zanpakuto and stab him to death!"

Bai Chuan: "..."

That's going too far!

This is one hell of a greeting.

Madara, have you got the wrong person?

And Black Zetsu, when did you become a woman? Why are you calling me Daddy?

Where did that Zanpakuto come from?

This is way too much to take in.

Give me a second to process all this...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.