Showbiz: My Heaven-Defying Comprehension Has Reba Begging Me to Make Her an Egg

Su Feng transmigrates into the body of a poor orphan.

To his surprise, he binds to the All-Purpose Reproduction System.

On the first day, a Teddy dog pops out of Su Feng's rear end!

Su Feng immediately seizes the business opportunity and sets up a street stall selling dog farts!

Passerby: "Has this guy gone crazy? What the heck is selling dog farts?"

Su Feng: "Teddy dog farts beautify your skin and keep you looking young, and they're guaranteed to cure every illness!"

Auntie Li: "A fine young man like you could do anything, but instead you choose to scam people!"

Uncle Wang: "That smells amazing! Is this... the scent of a Teddy dog fart?"

Dr. Li: "Nonsense! Utter absurdity! How could dog farts beautify anyone?"

Netizen: "Holy crap! Can we get a link to buy these Teddy dog farts?!!!"

And so, Teddy dog farts became a sensation across the city!

On the second day, Su Feng gives birth to a pair of twin chicks!

Reba: "Su Feng, can you lay an egg?"

Su Feng: "I'm a person, a bona fide man..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.