You Tricked Me into Going to Northern Myanmar, Now You Want Me to Go Back

Wang Aiguo had meant to apply for a bodyguard job, but a shady recruiter tricked him into going to northern Myanmar.

Looking at the muscular, fearsome enforcers in front of him, Wang Aiguo grinned.

Wang Aiguo: "Hahahaha! You'd never dream that I wanted to be a bodyguard just so I could get beaten up, right? This is great! Even if you tell me to leave now, I'm not going anywhere!"

From that day on, the number one villain of northern Myanmar was born: Wang.

The head of a telecom scam operation: "Hurry up and get him out of here! Damn it, we can't scam anyone out of a cent, he eats like a pig, and worst of all, he's dating the girls around here."

Enforcer: "Boss, we'd love to throw him out too, but for some reason, we can't beat him anymore."

Scam boss: "Then cut out his kidneys!"

Black-market doctor: "I tried. I got halfway through and forgot how to operate. And the worst part is, every time I take one out, he grows two more!"

Scam boss: "…"

"He's terrifying! Just kill him!"

Hitman: "We tried. Our boss has seven bullet holes in his head now. Brother, we'll give your money back. We're not taking this job."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.