American Comics: I, Iron Man, from the Start Sacrifice the United States

Li Ming wakes up as Iron Man!

Too much money in the account?

Spend it!

Help Longguo fight poverty and support technological development!

Buy happy pills for the junkies in the United States!

Spend money supporting Black celebrities and the 97 genders!

Junkies everywhere in the United States! People everywhere looting for free!

Li Ming: America may be chaotic, but at least it's free!

Everyone: Oh my God, Tony, you're a genius!

Beautiful women throwing themselves at him?

Sleep with them!

Pepper Potts: Tony, don't be like this!

Black Widow: Tony, you're so naughty! I love it!

Scarlet Witch? Sorry, Vision, but your wife is so hot.

The safety of the United States? What do I care! I just want to slaughter those ni**ers!

The United States is attacked by aliens? Suffered heavy losses?

Li Ming: That's great!

Everyone: ???!!

Need to take down the villains?

Fine, I'll sacrifice a hundred thousand men from Korea and Japan!

And I'll make every little Japanese bastard livestream me having my way with the Japanese princess!

Then everyone can write an eight-thousand-word review praising how awesome I am!

Korea and Japan: ??

Li Ming: As Iron Man, my whole thing is being reserved.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.