Showbiz: This Guy Spews Classics, Yet He's So Damn Civilized

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Meng Mo becomes a film critic and attends a preview screening of Shanghai Fortress.

Faced with fellow critics fawning over the film and brainless fans singing its praises, Meng Mo just can't take it anymore!

Just then,

the "Honeyed Tongue" System successfully binds to him!

A little foulmouthedness brings the ultimate satisfaction. Whenever the Host says something "eloquent," he earns System rewards. The more "eloquent" his language, the better the rewards!

And so,

a legendary roast master emerges in the entertainment industry.

…

"What kind of B-movie is this? The effects look as rough as your grandma's heels, and you claim it opened the gates for domestic sci-fi movies? Have you no shame at all?"

"Pfft, you call this a xianxia drama?! All the immortals do is fall in love?! If immortals were real, they'd strike you bunch of idiots dead with lightning! This is an eyesore. What a load of crap!"

"Tell me, what is this supposed to be?! This fan blow-dryer is the hottest animated show?! And you're letting the future flowers of our country watch this crap?! You people deserve to die!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.