Variety Show: What Kind of Decent Person Knows How to Pick Locks?

Li Yang transmigrated to a parallel world and discovered that he was a washed-up entertainer.

He was also taking part in a washed-up reality show called 360 Trades.

To keep the show going and avoid being sidelined, Li Yang had no choice but to keep using the underworld skills granted by his System to boost the show's popularity.

The delivery company owner said, "Li Yang, our principle is to serve our customers. We have to keep them satisfied and reduce bad reviews!"

One day, a beautiful customer's door was accidentally locked while he was delivering her food. Li Yang was forced to show off his incredible skill at picking locks with a wire in one hand, and the clip went viral across the internet.

The wedding company owner said, "Li Yang, our job is to make the guests feel joyful and keep the atmosphere lively."

So Li Yang picked up a suona and slowly walked into the wedding venue, then set the place ablaze with a rendition of "A Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix"!

The funeral band owner said, "Our job is simple: just make them cry!"

A moment later, everyone was sobbing and begging.

"Please stop singing, Li Yang! You're going to send the living off to the afterlife!"

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