Animals: Who Thought It Was a Good Idea to Raise This Thing in the Village?

Back in his hometown in Beijiang, Lin Qi had only planned to wait it out until his twenty-second birthday, then return to Longhua to enjoy himself. Who could have guessed that the village chief would make him a village official in charge of education, alongside two female college students?

After a chance encounter with a yellow-throated marten, Lin Qi suddenly discovered that these four-legged little animals had no manners at all when they talked!

What do you mean, humans? They're clearly two-legged beasts!

Lin Qi: I really don't want to wake up and see this whole crowd every day.

Village Chief: What kind of decent person keeps so many animals that they're all over the village?!

Yellow-throated Marten: I can't eat any more. I really can't eat another bite.

Snow Leopard: Hey! Living in the mountains is great! Cousin, what's a Genrui Ke Five? Get me one too.

Red Panda: So what if I'm fat? Am I eating your rice? You're the cute one, your whole family is cute!

Coyote: You call this thing a human who can't even kill a chicken?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.