Selling Sixth-Generation Fighter Jets: I Shot Down an Eagleland F-22 from the Start

A strange military goods livestream appears on the Douyin platform.

“Streamer, this sixth-generation fighter model looks so realistic!”

Then they watch in disbelief as the model leaps off the ground and shoots straight into the sky...

“Holy crap! Streamer, you’re selling the real thing?”

“Streamer, what are you selling today?”

“Good grief! Why have you put a nuclear bomb in the product link? Who would buy that thing?”

Verified accounts from major organizations flock into the livestream:

Air Force: “We’ll take 200 Xuannü sixth-generation fighters!”

Navy: “We’re ordering ten nuclear submarines. Ship them ASAP!”

Space Force: “The streamer’s aerospace carrier costs a fortune! But it works great!”

The Camels: “I’ll add ten billion. Sell me this laser anti-missile system!”

Eagle Sauce: “Show off your products’ firepower all you want, but could you please stop using my F-22s and aircraft carriers as target practice? Keep this up and there won’t be anything left!”

Viewers: “Selling weapons on a livestream? You’re the most criminally hardcore streamer on the whole internet!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.