I, Lord of Time, Join the Chat Group!

Lin Xiuyuan had guarded the river of time for ten thousand years when he was pulled into a chat group for all the heavens and myriad worlds, where he could invest in its members.

The little guy who loves beast milk: "The Desolate Heavenly Emperor who stands above all ages? Is that who I'll become in the future? Lord Xiuyuan, am I really going to be alone for the rest of my life?"

Angel investor Hai Bodong: "Emperor Yan, Xiao Yan?! Good heavens! Daoist Lord Xiuyuan, hurry up and pull me through the timeline. I want to go to the era of Emperor Yan! I want the Great Emperor to light my cigarette!"

First Emperor of the Ages, Ying Zheng: "So in the future, Dragon Country will be held back by a tiny Eagle Country?! Thank you, Lord Xiuyuan, for granting me the Longevity Formula. As long as I am alive, I can change the future! I can take on Eagle Country! Lord Xiuyuan, please pull me through the timeline. I'm ready to beat the stuffing out of Eagle Sauce!"

Luffy in Fifth Gear: "Big Brother Xiuyuan, I'm ready. Please send me to Marineford! I want to make up for my regrets!"

Investment successful. Obtained the Law of Space!

Investment successful. Gained control of the Path of Reincarnation!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.