Siheyuan: I, Silly Zhu! I Won't Be a Bloodsucking Leech

He transmigrates into the Siheyuan and becomes He Yuzhu.

He also awakens the Emotion Treasure Chest System.

He Yuzhu grins.

He makes stew at home, and Jia Zhangshi comes over to demand some? He refuses outright.

You make Jia Zhangshi's blood boil and receive a Gold Treasure Chest.

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip you into supporting a widow and her orphaned child? You refuse outright.

You make Uncle Yi's blood boil and receive a Diamond Treasure Chest.

Qin Huairu reaches for the lunchbox to give it to Banggeng? You refuse outright.

You make Qin Huairu's blood boil and receive a Supreme Treasure Chest.

You open the Gold Treasure Chest and receive ten jin of vegetables.

You open the Diamond Treasure Chest and receive twenty jin of sugar coupons.

You open the Supreme Treasure Chest and receive fifty jin of pork.

The three years of natural disasters arrive, and the Jia family are so hungry their eyes glaze over.

Meanwhile, He Yuzhu enjoys a drink at home, eating braised pork until grease runs down his chin.

Don't let them bleed you dry, and life is sweet.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.