The NBA's Sharpest Commentator: Face-Slapping a Special Group

Objective facts 1. Nomadic, run away if you can't beat them 2. Rolling Stone, everyone is the cornerstone 3. Send fame and achievements to the Warriors and Spurs dynasty; face Parker, Kawhi, No. 1, And Durant respectively, and send a total of 5 fmvp to the opponent; send super giant opponents into the top 20 in history 4. Trap teammates, make super giant teammates into the top 20 in history, and beat other teammates into C 5. Shameless, self-proclaimed goat, eternal king, I am invincible on my customized track. 6. No skills, no high-post singles, no low-post singles, no ball movement, no ability to organize offense, only breakthroughs after pick-and-rolls or 20-second unlucky moves to get rid of the blame, or six-step layups and Tianlong eight-steps. 7. Parami, this ** person neither watches football nor understands basketball theory. He only knows how to brag about his old paralysis, and by the way, he hacks all other stars, **.

As a person who is not a star-chasing person, I feel very objective after watching it. I usually just watch the ball and chase any star. But look at the comment section of those n videos of Fei Lu. James fans are so fucking ****. I have never seen fans of other stars in those comment areas all the time praising their favorite star and dissing other stars. They are also very ****. The most classic one is that Kobe deserves to die, and everyone is dead and they still complain like this. I am convinced.

I am already thirty-eight years old. Putting aside my footwork, black whistle, walking, group signing, shamelessness, and poor character, I am the number one mobile leader in history.

A big boss, a little smart, treats everyone as fools

Generally speaking, James doesn't understand techniques and tactics. After all, James himself can only shoot once and for all and is often left two steps behind. His shooting level is lower than the league average. You want to talk about skills, in the single small forward position, Bird's ceiling, KD's best shooting, Leonard is good at both offense and defense, Pippen is a master of defense, Wilkins, Dr. J, and Baylor men fly into the sky and escape; and Mous's scoring ability, how can you talk about scoring ability when he scored 61 points against the Mountaineers and still has weak legs? Kobe scored 81 points against the Raptors, 62 in three quarters, 50+ points in four consecutive games, and famously only scored 43 points. Have you ever seen Kobe's weak legs? The 51 points in 2018 were also a pure joke. If he had his head shaved, it would be better to brag about the statistics. In the first round of the 86 Eastern Conference, Jordan averaged **% shooting per game. What did people say? After returning from a serious injury in his second year, Jordan scored 63 points against one of the best contenders in history. He brought a bunch of drug-addled teammates to a fierce battle with one of the best contenders in history and lost in overtime. All the players on that Celtics team were so beaten that when talking about this game, they would say "lucky". Mu Sifan averaged 30+ points per game but failed to win in one round of the finals. How can we discuss his scoring ability? In the 1995 Finals, my impression is that the Sharks averaged 27+13 per game, but the Magic were swept. Did the Sharks say that the Magic lost and I didn't lose? Jordan had back-to-back 40+ points in the game before, and the 50-point game was nothing, did Mr. Joe call it? In the 1993 Finals, he averaged 41 points per game, and Mr. Joe had only missed four consecutive 40+ games. Jimmy's performance in sweeping the Bucks in the first round this year was something that Mousse would never be able to do in his life.

Wade was inducted into the Hall of Fame today, along with his driver and his wife. Ah Tan didn't come today. Didn't he say that he and Wade were some kind of banana boat brothers? He didn't show up for such an important occasion, it seems he was just a plastic brother. I came up with a reason for it, because today there is a driver named Shifo in a sports car, so it needs to travel during off-peak hours!!

Author, you want to criticize Kobe Bryant, James Nomad Wang Chao, and Curry shitting his pants. This will make you popular

Real Brownie took too much medicine and went to the hospital. Real Brownie didn't even go to visit and still trolled people here.

It's good to be alive, unlike a certain prison ball snake who should be three years old this year, hahahaha

Are all the fans who are fighting for swords so outrageous? Why didn't they say that Qiang Jian Mi was the number one special body in the league before?