Showbiz: Remaking Chinese Paladin 3 Turned Me into a Keyboard Warrior

“Our remake of Chinese Paladin 3 will star our very own Hua Chenyu, or Huahua, as Jing Tian!”

“This is Huahua’s first attempt at a new kind of role, so we hope everyone will show their support!”

“If you have any good suggestions, feel free to share them!”

Xu Qian had transmigrated to a parallel world and become a film critic. Looking at Hua Chenyu, wearing heavy makeup onstage, Xu Qian spoke without hesitation!

“My suggestion is: if you can’t make a good show, don’t make one at all!”

“A remake? Remake my ass! Don’t let this piece of trash ruin my youth!”

The whole room erupted.

“Holy crap, this guy really dares to say it!”

“Beautifully said! Every word is exactly how I feel!”

What viewers across the internet never expected was that

this was only the beginning.

“Shanghai Fortress? What a garbage plot! ‘I’m firing at you’? Your brains must’ve been blown to bits by a cannon ages ago!”

“The Love Apartment movie was garbage too. Besides cashing in on nostalgia, it had nothing going for it!”

“...”

The entire internet was stunned.

“Who is this guy? Every sentence is pure profanity!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.