Siheyuan: From the Start, I Made Banggeng Drink Toilet Water!

Li Yi transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard as an ordinary resident and gets a sign-in System from the start.

He wants nothing to do with the whole courtyard full of beasts. Signing in every day and living well is what matters.

Silly Zhu's a fool, and that's his own problem!

Qin Huairu is a bona fide bloodsucker!

Bang Geng is an ungrateful brat!

Xu Damao is full of nasty schemes, and he's a childless loser!

First Master is a sanctimonious hypocrite!

Second Master is useless and obsessed with officialdom!

Third Master schemes every day. He treats his parents badly, and his children don't respect him!

What do I care? If people leave me alone, I'll leave them alone!

All Li Yi wants is to sign in in peace.

But with a whole courtyard full of beasts, would they really leave an easy target alone?

So they set their sights on Li Yi, hoping to squeeze some benefits out of him.

If that's how they want it, then Li Yi won't hold back!

If any of these beasts dare to mess with Li Yi, he won't spare a single one!

Also known as: Don't Mess with Me, and I'll Mess with Anyone Who Does! Kicking Silly Zhu from the Start! Making Bang Geng Eat Shit from the Start!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.