Showbiz: Help! My Farts Are Immortal Qi, and Sister Mi Is Addicted

After returning from his cultivation journey, Mu Bai discovers that the world is rejecting him and forcing him to ascend.

He suppresses his cultivation and chooses to return to the village where he grew up being fed by the neighbors, intending to see all the elderly villagers off on their final journey.

Who could have guessed that Sister Mi would bring a group of celebrities to Panshi Village to film a pastoral variety show?

The village chief is delighted and loudly insists that Mu Bai demonstrate how to make plants grow by farting.

Mu Bai is at a loss. You want me to do something this embarrassing?

Do I look like a sucker to you?

Sister Mi: "That fart actually smells sweet?"

Reba: "It really can make plants grow?"

Pengpeng: "Oh my god, it bore fruit! It smells so good!"

Cancer patient: "This really can cure cancer!"

From then on, the little village's whole vibe changes.

Reba: "Farts can make you prettier? I'm dying. If I hide under the bed, they'll never find me."

Zifeng: "That's nothing. I've been staking out the spot by the bathroom."

Sister Mi: "You silly kids. You don't even know the shoes he's worn can beautify and nourish your skin."

Mu Bai: "Guys, I'm losing it. Can you please act normal? I said I'd bestow immortal energy on you, not that you should scrape the dead skin off my feet..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.