Every Word I Say Shows Emotional Intelligence, and My Boss Kneels on the Spot

Mu Chuan was unexpectedly blessed with a divine skill: everything he said was interpreted by others as a highly tactful remark.

When the team leader let out a huge fart during a meeting, Mu Chuan blurted out:

"Wow, with a bold accent like that, you must not be from around here!"

Coworker: How did he defuse that awkward moment so cleverly? What kind of incredible social skills are those!

The client rejected another proposal, and Mu Chuan replied without a second thought:

"I'm working with you because I'm doing you a favor. You're taking this proposal whether you want it or not!"

Client: He's so domineering! He must have his reasons!

The boss made things difficult for him at every turn. Mu Chuan dismissed him with a sneer:

"Boss, why don't you kowtow to me?"

"Why?"

"Because I'm..."

"...incredibly tactful!"

Boss: I'll kowtow! I'll do it right now!!!

Learn to be tactful at work, and the world becomes a different place.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.