Siheyuan: I, Xu Damao, Go on a Blood-Soaked Rampage from the Start

First Grandpa: the moral paragon;

Second Grandpa: aspiring to become an official.

Third Grandpa: always plotting;

Qin Huairu: pretty and beautiful.

He Yuzhu: constantly getting into fights;

Granny Deaf: tireless at ruining people.

Then Xu Damao transmigrated into the courtyard one day. From the start, he went after Qin Huairu, treating the female lead like a pig to be screwed.

From then on, the courtyard wasn't just a mess. It got messier by the day.

Xu Damao swore that from now on, the beasts of the courtyard would have only two things to do in this life in front of him:

Work and get screwed!

The men would work.

The women…

Granny Deaf, Yi Zhonghai, and all the other beasts: Xu Damao, can't you act like a human being?

Xu Damao: Get down on your knees and shut up!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.