Ying Qian arrives at Hogwarts as an exchange student.
"Hogwarts has so many ghosts! Spirits above, spirits below, Supreme Lord Lao, heed my command! Headless ghost, don't run!"
"Steamed buns, mantou, hot congee, noodles, wontons, and fine rice vermicelli! Professor Snape, want a youtiao?"
"Headmaster Dumbledore, I just got this cauldron from Professor Snape. It's perfect for hot pot, and I brought some premium chicken! What? This is your phoenix? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"The Gryffindor Sword? You're a holy sword, so show some dignity. No matter how forward you are, I can't accept you!"
"Voldemort? Wouldn't Heavenly Demon and Earthly Demon sound better? This is what happens when you're uneducated. I'll take you to the Demon-Locking Tower of Mount Shu so you can learn from the seniors. They really knew how to pick names!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
What is it about? The protagonist cannot be described as naughty, but can only be described as neurotic.
It seems that there was a similar book before. Was it an exchange student from Longhu Mountain?
Then I discovered that I didn't understand English and eventually dropped out of school.
It's a mess and the background is not clear.
Commentary on the third chapter of "I, the First Disciple of Shushan, Reporting on Hogwarts" written by Baiyu Longfu.