Sasuke Abandons Orochimaru and Becomes Doraemon's Disciple from the Start

Orochimaru sat inside, waiting for the Sound Ninjas to bring him Sasuke.

"Nani? You're telling me someone snatched Sasuke away?"

"Doraemon? Who the heck is that?"

I transmigrated into Sasuke

and awakened the Dorayaki System.

Then, as I watched the adorable blue robot pull one dazzling gadget after another out of his pocket and hand them to me,

several months later,

Naruto was chasing Sasuke. He was just about to launch into his Talk no Jutsu

when he stared in shock as Sasuke calmly pulled out an air cannon.

"Naruto, why bother with Talk no Jutsu, Plot Armor Jutsu, or Lightning Style when this All-Purpose Gadget Jutsu works so much better?"

Onoki was cruising through the sky

when he was startled to see Sasuke coming straight at him with a bamboo-copter on his head. They nearly collided.

I tried out Cupid's arrow and accidentally shot Hinata.

"Naruto, I'm sorry. I suddenly have these strange feelings for Sasuke."

Even when Itachi's Sharingan spun until it was smoking, it had no effect on Sasuke, who was bent on taking revenge.

"My foolish little brother, can you explain which S-rank genjutsu this phone booth is?"

Master, I'm going to create a world with nothing but dorayaki!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.