The Empress Said, 'What the Hell?' and I Turned the Heavens Upside Down!

Behold these beautiful rivers and mountains. I wanted to compose a poem for the world, but I lack the literary talent, so all I can say is, "Damn, this is awesome!"

Jiang Feng, a man from Earth, transmigrates by accident into the body of a good-for-nothing whose spiritual root has been crippled and who has no cultivation. He also marries the Female Emperor.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully activated the Super Invincible Damn-Awesome System!

As expected! Every reborn protagonist has a System that suddenly appears behind them!

Host, you're such a jerk...

A line from the System floated through Jiang Feng's mind.

"A young man who doesn't play dirty is no young man at all. A beauty like this is best kept tied up. Who cares if that makes me a jerk!"

I'm really no good at writing. Skip to the main story and enjoy all the thrills you want!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.