Zongwu: My Heart Is Kind, but the System Is Rebellious

He is the super villain Hua Zun. I have two swords, one to kill the unrighteous people in the world, and the other to stab the heartless women in the world! Mo Ritian: Baihulian, after a few more times, I will be able to understand your nineteen-stop! Nangong Pushe: Can it only be done a few times? No, I want to understand twenty stops for you! Mo Ritian: Long'er, I want to learn the Jade Girl Heart Sutra tonight! Xiao Longnu: I can also teach you to have mutual erection from both sides! Mo Ritian: Yuyan, you don't know martial arts, just watch and learn from below! Wang Yuyan: I don't have any martial arts, but I know a lot of moves! Yaoyue: Evil cultivator? Let me see how slanted you are! Mo Ritian: I am straight, I swear to God! Xiaoqing: Young hero, don't mess around! Mo Ritian: Are you messing around? The world calls me a reckless hero. A green shadow rises with a sword drawn! The thief shall die! Bai Suzhen: Young hero, are you polite? You interrupted me when I was talking! My name is Hua Zun, A gardener who knows how to arrange flowers, More affectionate than mine, All women in the world are ruthless! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.