Selling Sakura-Flavored Coke: The Penis Spins and Glows

Sakura-flavored Coke

False advertising: Exaggerated claims that it is extra fizzy and tastes great.

Because this product is an exceptionally serious case of counterfeiting, the System will automatically punish streamers who make false claims!

During a livestream selling the product, the Coke poured by Bin Zhou Po contains only 10% of the promised amount.

Viewer: "There's only 10% Coke in there. What the hell are we supposed to drink?"

Su Chen: You tell me, is the other 90% fizzy enough or not?

After one sip, Bin Zhou Po immediately throws up.

Viewer: "It's this disgusting, and you call it the best Coke ever?"

Su Chen: It's not because it tastes bad. She's got morning sickness!

A strange light shines from Bin Zhou Po's lower body.

Viewer: "Everyone, look! Bin Zhou really is glowing!"

Su Chen: Glowing? It can even spin!

Viewer: Streamer, are you really here to sell products?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.