I’m a Veteran Driver, So It’s Only Fair to Put the Pedal to the Metal

Song Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, binds himself to the Veteran Driver System.

Female passenger: "Driver, I'm getting married for the second time. Is asking for 80,000 in bride price too much? Does it mean my boyfriend doesn't love me if he disagrees?"

Song Chen: "Do you know why so many used cars are cheap and still nobody wants them? Because most of them have been in accidents and are likely to break down. They cost a lot to maintain and need oil added all the time. Buy one and you're guaranteed to lose everything."

Male student: "Driver, a friend of mine got arrested for soliciting prostitutes. Why can't prostitution be legalized?"

Song Chen: "If all the women go into prostitution, who's going to marry them?"

Boss Yang: "You're driving too fast! Reba and I haven't even gotten in yet!"

Song Chen: "Overloading is illegal. If both of you get in at once, who could handle that? Refusing to take you is perfectly reasonable, right?"

Honest man: "Driver, I'm married, but my wife won't let me touch her. Is that normal?"

Song Chen: "You buy a car, but aren't allowed to drive it. Is that normal?"

Netizen: "Song Chen's the kind of veteran driver who never gets off the highway!"

Song Chen: "I'm a veteran driver. It's only natural for me to drive a little fast, right?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.